Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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