There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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