don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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