drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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