I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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