After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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