I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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