Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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