Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Never underestimate the power of titties
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