are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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