I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Randomize