He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Are my feet made of real feet?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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