Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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