Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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