i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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