Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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