he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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