But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
never play flip cup with pint glasses
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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