Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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