don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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