His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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