whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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