What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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