I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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