This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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