umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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