Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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