There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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