i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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