I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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