that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself