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• (520): View more from Arizona

  i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours

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• (559): View more from California

  So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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  That depends on who this is.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me

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• (850): View more from Florida

  The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  .....a litte

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

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  all 3? possibly?

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  I think I'm up to the challenge.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.

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  The apocalypse has arrived.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.

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  We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...

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