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• (516): View more from New York

  theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...

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• (631): View more from New York

  she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?

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  nope.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior

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  Little bit of both

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no

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