we have pet lesbian snakes
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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