there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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