I think im going to throw up on grandma
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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