I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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