I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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