I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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