3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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