He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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