i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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