Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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