I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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