I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
