So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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