East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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