hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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