idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
