We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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