I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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