She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i was born a porn star she said
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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