I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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