Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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