Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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