So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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