She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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