Your face is a jimmy john
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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