Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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my poor anus
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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